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Hey Losers! Vitaminwater Has a Contest For You

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Are you a loser just sitting around swiping your smart phone all day?

(Loser reading this replies yes)

Fantastic! Because Vitaminwater is running a contest that might just give you the motivation to take your lard-ass outside and no longer be stuck between thoughts of suicide or checking out 69's latest Instagram post.

The contest is quite simple, at least for most humans with a functioning brain, just put down the smart phone for a year and win 100,000 Dollars.

Vitaminwater Contest:

Did you know 1 out of 2 people say they couldn’t live without their smartphone? yikes. break the cycle with scroll-free life solutions™ by vitaminwater. how do I enter? it’s simple! share on twitter or instagram what you’d do instead of scrolling with hashtags #nophoneforayear and #contest. go scroll-free for a year, prove it, and you could win $100k. live the life you’ve always dreamed and more. (check out our rules. lie detector test included.)

See it's that simple! Run on over to Twitter or Instagram and tell everyone why your such a sad sack of shit and how its all your phone's fault. Then explain why the phone stops you from spending time with your kids or family but you would if there was a financial incentive to put down said phone.

Now hurry up The contest ends on 1/8/19 or 8/1/19 for you Non-American losers out there.

















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